Mountain Top Wonderuss Sanctuary

So as you know I have decided to enter the world of being a cult leader. I think it is a good choice since I am so convincing ...& Fantactic. I know cults are usually religious based but I was thinking more like... Vegas ! I would be dressed in every feather, sequence, rinestone,tinfoil oh you name it I will be SHINY. (imagine Liberace & cher had offspring). And as for all of you underlings you will look smart in your matching Gap jeans and rubber Wellington gardening boots& Ecru Fisherman sweaters from LLbean. We will have a compound in Montana & have a cache of weapons to fight off the man or anyone who snoops on us.You will sings songs of praise to me and have a life size portrait of me in your shacks. Then you will praise every time you walk past it . As for security you will have all the comforts of home except that you will have givin all your money to the compound (me). We will have games and buffets and nightly shows (I did mean like vegas) . in return for my kindness and security you will address me as (Most Stunning Beauty the world has Witnessed )OR(Almighty Savior of my Worthless Self )Or (Master Wonderuss Sparkle)or last but not least (No Your Ass does Not Look Fat In Those Pants) If you do NOT obey the rules of the compound you will be quietly pimped out to the local prison population as to fund the Mystical Education of Our Childern . That education will pertain to things like How fabulous I am & The History of Coca cola & and how to milk the govement of funding. As long as you are a mindless brain dead shell of what you once where you are welcome !!Don't wait the compound is filling up fast . I MASTER WONDERUSS SPARKLE am waiting for you! Don't delay your Destiny . Come join your brothers and sisters @ Mountain top Wonderuss Sparkel Sanctuary. Call today to relenquish all freedoms and monies you have @1800wildy4u We'll be waiting :o