Things I have learned from others this year

To say the least this year has had it's up's and downs. With that being said I would like to focus on the things I learned this year.

In no particular order...
If your fart is pokey... you may need to crap.
If you are going to turn the light off on some one in the bath room be sure you don't hit your head and almost blind your self in the process.
No matter what... It is always FUN to drive a car ... that is not yours across the lawn because you can't find reverse.And hit a kind big cactus in the process.
Dogs will eat doors if the want to get out and that goes for screens. Dogs will jump through screens to get out.
Watching people play the Wii Olympics is funny ...Watching those same people play the rowing portion of Wii Olympics is well...Hellarious.
I also have the video to prove it.
Being a PTA president is a thankless job.
Tattoo's on your hip are quite painful ... More so if your husband keeps touching on your hip. It also hurts if some one drops a big package of maxi pads on your tummy while you don't feel good .Ouch!!!
Slut house wives DVD is a good gift for your sister.
Cause she will give your whole family a set of Balls for Christmas EVEN THOUGH THEY ALREADY HAVE A SET .
People don't care if you you see them beat their kids in the front yard with a tree branch.
Sofa cushions are not a wall tell him to move his crap Lisa !!Problem solved.
Little nieces and nephews are quite fun.
The trampoline is called a jumpy house blue and everyone should come to our house to jump on it according to Jordan.
Twin peaks is still fucking weird and I finally found out who killed Laura Palmer.
The world is a little sad with out crazy Britney.
Birds are fun
Twilight is a movie about teen Vampire love ... my husband watched it and thought it was good .
You should never pick up a baking dish that just came out of the oven with your bare hands...cause you will drop it and the dish will break and then you can't eat your hot wings ...DANG!!!
Dropping your January copy of Martha Stewart in the toilet is not a good idea and can't be saved.
Taking your mom to meet Martha Stewart is funny ...but not so fun when your mom spits pumpkin spice coffee on your shirt ...looks a lot like baby vomit.
I have found out that the grass is greener on my side of the fence ...cause I have 4 dogs ...enough said.
I found love again and like it .
Diamonds are still a girls best friend .
Every time I call my friend she is in the toilet she says I am a natural laxative...who knew.
In the end I have found out lots of other things over the year some helpful some not so much.
And I do know unlike the dogs ...I'ts called a leaf dog!!!
Many good days to all and a new year to bring good luck
oh and one more thing if you don't want to be fucked on New Years ...
be sure to eat at least one black eyed pea ...and be sure your friends husband does not throw them out cause the were bad ...Yeah thanks Dave!!!
More for the new year !!!